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"The meaning of life is 42." - Sparkspanner

Sparkspanner's Top 5 Prophetic Proclamations

1. "The answer to every question is 42." - Sparkspanner
2. "The best way to get a good night's sleep is to count sheep." - Sparkspanner
3. "The secret to happiness is to find the perfect cheese." - Sparkspanner
4. "The key to success is to wear a bright pink tutu to work." - Sparkspanner
5. "The meaning of 'prophetic' is 'something I just made up'." - Sparkspanner